3/30/05 Breaking news

Many of you have seen a lot of the unfounded allegations being bandied about in the press about the Carolina Panthers and alleged steroid use, and have been asking me what I think. I've begun an independent investigation into the matter, which is close to concluding. Rest assured, once my findings can be made public, everyone will be exonerated, and you'll see that there was nothing to worry about. In the meantime, look at these cats.